Good Vibrations, the SF-based sex toy company, is offering a “stimulus package” promotion on bundled products priced at 30% off or more. The deal start today and runs through the end of February.

Find out more on their website, which is obviously not appropriate for office viewing.

Details has a lengthy profile of Mr. Fiero in its current issue.

Left unreported in the study is whether gardening that often makes you kinda gay, sorta gay, or just plain gay.

Here is a description of one of the works, My Secret Life:

‘My Secret Life’ is a dark work of Victorian erotica, and an explicit memoir of unspoken desires in the English class system — encapsulating the joy of hidden sins in an age of moral fervour. Would you undress with the curtains open? A champagne-drinking Victorian traveller, Walter is lascivious, obnoxious and possessed of an insatiable sexual appetite. Through a bawdy catalogue of indecent scenarios with maids, widows and wenches, he solicits an indulgent exploration of the flesh. His obsessions, fantasies and voyeuristic tendencies are explored and revealed within this diary — one of the most famous examples of Victorian erotic literature from the decadent era. Only six copies of ‘My Secret Life’ were initially printed in 1888. Attempts to republish the book resulted in the novel being repeatedly banned.

You now have no reason not to start a book club.

Enter: The Real Touch (NSFW)

The device looks like a piece of machinery for grinding small animals into meat encased in a device straight out of the future, although when a NASA scientist designs the damn thing I guess that’s par for the course.

The Reach Touch costs $150 and the video on the website explains in depth just what makes this a revolutionary step in male sex toy technology — believe me, there’s a lot that separates this from a bottle of lube and one’s hand, including some sort of virtual sex technology — but one has to wonder if a NASA scientist is really the ideal person to determine whether a gadget adequately simulates the feeling of a pussy. I mean, really?

(props to long-lost friend MB for the tip)

1: Things not on that list include apple pie, a mouth with braces, and Ann Coulter.

“His penis should belong to me. I wanted to burn his penis so it didn’t belong to anyone else.”

If Russell Crowe has taught us anything it’s that people in Australia are bat-shit insane. This is just further proof.

http://www.sexandsociety.net

Symon Hill, writing in The Guardian, tackles the importance of an international day of fetish celebration, especially in light of the forthcoming ban in the UK on extreme pornography.

“People with certain fetishes now face the prospect of becoming victims of the government’s sustained assault on civil liberties. In a knee-jerk piece of headline-grabbing, ministers have introduced a law on “extreme pornography” which comes into force this month. Rather than targeting the exploitative, abusive and bullying elements of the pornography industry, the law is aimed at sadomasochistic images regardless of the context. So low is the barrier that if taken literally it could lead to a couple who take a photo of their consensual (and legal) sexual activity being arrested for possession of that photo.”

If we’re being honest it’s probably fair to assume that almost all of us have a fetish of some kind, even if it’s not a fetish in the Freudian sense of the term. Laws that infringe upon those forms of self expression and self satisfaction are deeply troubling.

“Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American’s sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies — just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet ‘free’ can be.”

Those terrorist abortion lovers!

Wait, did you miss it?

Here is the first paragraph from a statement by American Life League president Judie Brown:

“The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme, you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama’s radical support for abortion on demand…”

Still not seeing it? It’s that devil word Krispy Kreams uses, choice. Brown explains:

The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that ‘choice’ is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of ‘freedom of choice’ is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.

Yup.

New research suggests that young women who produce naturally high levels of an oestrogen compound linked to fertility are more prone to hop from man to man, as well as cheat on their current partner. They also see themselves as more attractive than other women.

VASSALBORO (NEWS CENTER) — A proposal to open a topless coffee shop in Vassalboro has been approved for permit by the town planning board.

The board voted unanimously Tuesday night for Donald Crabtree’s coffee shop, saying his application had everything it needed.

I don’t know if the requirements included genius idea but if so it’s clear that Crabtree’s application certainly had everything it needed.

Also, it should be An XXX Parody. But I guess that’s why they’re in porn.