The Sex and Society Blog

Keeping with our politics theme…

Good Vibrations, the SF-based sex toy company, is offering a “stimulus package” promotion on bundled products priced at 30% off or more. The deal start today and runs through the end of February.

Find out more on their website, which is obviously not appropriate for office viewing.

RealDolls are anatomically correct human dolls that lonely people have sex with. And since we all know that lonely people are prone to violent outbursts of expression it’s not surprising that RealDolls occasionally break from excessive use. And who are you going to call when that happens? Why Slade Fiero, America’s sex-doll repairman.

Details has a lengthy profile of Mr. Fiero in its current issue.

It’s about damn time those nerds working at NASA came up with something useful. I mean, space ice cream was pretty cool when you were like ten years old, but once you hit puberty you basically spend the rest of your life looking for pleasurable things to stick you dick into. (1) And space ice cream is totally unsatisfying in this regard.

Enter: The Real Touch (NSFW)

The device looks like a piece of machinery for grinding small animals into meat encased in a device straight out of the future, although when a NASA scientist designs the damn thing I guess that’s par for the course.

The Reach Touch costs $150 and the video on the website explains in depth just what makes this a revolutionary step in male sex toy technology — believe me, there’s a lot that separates this from a bottle of lube and one’s hand, including some sort of virtual sex technology — but one has to wonder if a NASA scientist is really the ideal person to determine whether a gadget adequately simulates the feeling of a pussy. I mean, really?

(props to long-lost friend MB for the tip)

1: Things not on that list include apple pie, a mouth with braces, and Ann Coulter.